At the gym, I saw the most recent Subway commercial for it’s “$5 Footlong” deal, and I was very annoyed by it.

The only thing worse than being annoyed by this commercial, was that now I can’t remember any of the deliciously obnoxious and non-sensical phrases the nasal announcer was spewing. I tried Youtube-ing it, but now I can’t find it.

I WANT to see it now, and I can’t find it.

Murphy was right.