You want to know why everyone turned around and stared at you? You were talking REALLY LOUDLY about your psychiatrist appointment. And your anger management issues.

No, we couldn’t see your BlueTooth there. Sorry.

(And why were you carrying fourty pounds of meat in your bag? That is not a common practice in this country, unless you’re a mad meat-napper. Given the start of your conversation, I probably wouldn’t be surprised.)