(I took pie pictures, but I took them with my phone. I assure you, they were quite gorgeous. And tasty. *Urp.*)

This Thanksgiving, several items have come to my attention. I deem them important/snarky enough to share with the interweb as a whole.

The Three Axioms of Thanksgiving:

1.) Pie is proof that god loves us and gives us good things.

2.) If you can still see the pie, there’s not enough whipped cream on it.

3.) The mirror adds ten pounds.




Now I’m off. I’ve got a date with some cranberry sauce. Cold turkey might attend.